This is a parody, right? You cannot seriously expect anyone to take this seriously. Perhaps you are confusing Cognitive Level and IQ? Or perhaps not, as CL5 is not something to boast about:

5 - Learning new activity: A score between 5.0 and 5.8 indicates that although there may be some mild cognitive impairment, you are often capable of learning new things and functioning quite well.

If you are at the lower range of this level, you may benefit from weekly checks from a loved one or from other community support services. Those who score in the upper range are likely to function very independently and be able to perform a job well.