The fact that it ain’t gonna happen has nothing to do with crazy right wingers. It’s because the United States Supreme Court disagrees with your analysis.
Why do you think your second sentence disagrees with the first? Anybody with a modicum of intelligence and no axe to grind would not interpret the second amendment as the right for anyone to walk around carrying a deadly weapon. The right to bear arms is clearly within the context of a well regulated militia. To read it any other way is a perversion of logic and justice.